Politics: Dubya on the Spot

As seen on Wimp.com

As you can plainly see, George Dubya Bush is on the job, ever vigilant, and determined to tackle yet another of the burning issues of the day. I am certain that he will "solve" the problem of illegal immigration, the same way the he has "solved" the problems of the Afghan and Iraqi peoples, and "solved" the problem of international terrorism. He is also bent on "solving" the crisis surrounding the oil supply and the increasing cost of fuel.

It is a bloody shame that unlike Tony Blair, another of the world's great problem solvers, Dubya will soon be leaving office. I think he would be the perfect candidate to oversee the "intellegence" community. With people like him on the job we can all sleep a little sounder at night.

Don't go George...where would we be without you? I wonder if Arnie is looking for a job?