December 14, 2006

Christmas Fox Style

As December rushes through it's allotment of days, and Christmas draws rapidly nearer, I have decided not to waste too much time talking about the war in Iraq. Nor will I take too much time talking about the war in Afghanistan. Or the one in Darfur, Sudan. Or the looming war between the Somali Islamic Forces and the Ethiopians. Or Gaza. Or Lebanon. But I will say just one thing about all of these wars: Islam is at war with itself and with it's neighbors. In Africa the lines are being drawn between the non-Islamic African states and peoples and their Islamic counterparts. In Iraq there is a terrible conflict between the Shia and Sunni which is threatening to escalate to include countries like Saudi Arabia and Iran.

But I will refrain from commenting further on these issues. There is a far more important struggle going on at the moment, one that Fox News and it's compliment of lunatics posing as commentators and pundits would like us to take up arms and join. The War on Christmas. The poor Christians, so oppressed and downtrodden in Bush's America, are being forced to suffer for their Christian beliefs and there is an insidious and satanic plot to drive them underground so that they will only be able to celebrate Christmas behind closed doors.

How long must these Christians go on suffering? Why is Fox News their only ally? I have a few thoughts on the matter. Fox News loves to show thing in Black and White, Right and Wrong, Good and Evil. For many years Fox news has delighted in pitting Americans against each other, dividing America and taking sides. The moral highground is where they are comfortably perched, like vultures waiting for something to die.

So, in keeping with my Christmas theme, here is a video in honor of Fox News.



12 Days Of Christmas...Fox Style